Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog).
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.
Loves;
-Your name-
P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___, -The name of the person that tagged you-.
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That Sour pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Grey - our matching snoopy-bibsPurple - Your old lottery couponsPink - The cut toenailsOther - Your memories from the military service9. The first letter of your first name?A/B - Your photoC/D - The oil stocksE/F - Your neighbour MartinG/H - My virginityI/J - The results of your blood-sampleK/L - Your left earM/N - Your suicide noteO/P - My common senseQ/R - Your momS/T - Your collection of butterfliesU/V - Your criminal recordW/X - David's tricot outfitsY/Z - Your grades from college10. The last letter in your last name?A/B - Always will rememberC/D - Never will forgetE/F - Always wanted to breakG/H - Never openly mockedI/J - Always have felt dirty beforeK/L - Will tell the authorities aboutM/N - Told in my confession today aboutO/P - Was interviewed by the Times aboutQ/R - Told my psychiatrist aboutS/T - Get sick when I think ofU/V - Always will try to forgetW/X - Am better off withoutY/Z - Never liked11. What do you prefer to drink?Water- Our friendshipBeer - SenilitySoft drink - A new life as a cloneSoda - The incarnation as an eskimoMilk - The apartment buildingWine - Cocaine abuseCider - A passionate interest for miceJuice - Oprah Winfrey imitationsMineral water - Embarrassing rashHot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishismWhisky - To ruin the second world war>Other - To hate the Boston Celtics12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?Thailand - Warm regardsUSA - Best regardsEngland - Good luck on your short-term leave from jailSpain - Go and drown yourselfChina - Disgusting regardsGermany - With easeJapan - Go burnGreece - Your everlasting enemyAustralia - Greetings to your frog LeonardEgypt - Fuck off nowFrance - In painOther - Greetings to your freaky family13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?Gathering for drinks - Ugly pigFoosball - Silly duckShopping - French kisserDulging for food - Cranky bananaMovies - Smelly armpitsSnacks - Horny wolfSnooker - Tiny nipplesBowling - Sexy grandmotherOutdoor activities - Vain potHaving a long talk - Nose pluckerTaking pictures - Dumb bitchOther - Burn yourself
Wow~!! Such a long tag == But kinda fun xDDD
And since Jun di is the last person leave me a msg in my cbox~
Dear Jun di.I don't really know how to tell you this, but
I'll join the monastery.I think I realized it when I saw
the shrunken head at the metal hospital and I saw you
sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're
ashamed enough to understand
how awful I've felt. I'm returning
the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep
David's tricot outfits as a memory. You should also know that I
never openly mocked our relationship. Greetings to your frog Leonard.Loves;
Miy Jie
P/S: You are so lifeless,
nose plucker,
Joanna.
Tadaa~ xDDDDD
Tho my answer not as funny as Joanna's lols xDDDDD
Okie dokie!!!
TAGGED ::
~> Kor
~> Karine
~> Jun di
~> Saijie
~> Paw Paw
~> Karen
~> Anyone who feel like doing tis xDDDD
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12:41 AM
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